I’m the shemale proDomme who all of the other Dommes wish to become after they die & go to Heaven, Hell & become worm food, there’s no shame in My game.

If you happen to be one of the cheap-ass charity cases who expects every Mistress to perform free bondage plus a happy ending at a fully stocked dungeon because charging people for those things is wrong in your opinion you can stop reading My profile right now. You need to go to some munch or local event & find Sally in the alley with the Walmart bag full of wooden spoons & hairbrushes from the Dollar tree & beg Her to entertain you in Her “bedroom fungeon”.

I don’t work for free & you won’t find Me on the bottom shelf. that means My sessions don’t come cheap. We both know that you don’t go to your job, punch in & work for free. If you do that you’re more of the brain donor that you give yourself credit for being.

If you happen to qualify for one of My sessions keep in mind that I don’t care if you’re single, divorced or an unhappily-married / attached prize package in a “complicated” relationship, you & I won’t be having sexual encounters of any kind & I won’t pimp you out to allow you to pay Me for sessions, I’m also not here to barter like Doc Adams from Gunsmoke & accept a chicken to take home & make soup for treating a patient. If you’re hoping to barter your way into My schedule by doing household chores & serve Me fucking pancakes in bed every morning as he kneels at the foot of the bed as this one moron claims to do in his emails to the Dommes in exchange for services you can go weasle your way into some other Domme’s heart!

I’m not on any sort of quest to find a husband or a boyfriend & I don’t have a need for any live-in slaves. I am however seeking an un-attached “personal sissy” (sort of like a sissified personal assistant).

I also don’t offer sex during sessions, that would be prostitution & I don’t feel like paying My defense attorney the $450.00 per hour that She charges.

My website is www.thecobaltlair.com (I typed it here because down below on this page it kept coming up as “the website is invalid”.